February Lounge Review... Boxing Forum (2024)

I have to be honest, it's a bit better lately. There are some threads where I've seen the titles and thought to myself "I might read that... for two seconds."

It's kind of like getting home and finding that a tramp has only shat on your doorstep 15 times instead of the usual 25, you know what I mean? It's still shit, but slightly LESS shit.

Anyway, let's get stuck in....

Is Tik tok chinese spyware? - There seems to be some paranoid, Fat Yankistanian mindset in the lounge where 90% of posters would think McCarthy was too lenient. Genius threads pop up all the time, like "I just took a shit in the toilet, do you think that means I'm an undercover Russian spy and I don't know it?" But the most curious post in there was this bit:

I don't get how the population has an effect on the economy?? I realise that the "1 child policy" (which ended over 6 years ago, incidentally) may heavily reduce China's population, though. In fact, like this Brainiac says, there's "no population" over there... there's only 1.4 billion of the fuckers.

Assorted ​LarryX.... threads. Larry has the word "educated" in his profile. In capital letters, even, just to make it even more convincing. I used to catch the bus home, and regularly an old bag lady would get on, and then say "it smells of piss on this bus, it's not me - I haven't just pissed myself". To tell the truth, I was never convinced, but, matching her up against Larry's bold claim to be "educated" (sorry, EDUCATED), I'm thinking maybe she deserved the benefit of the doubt.

People are critical of the Middle East, like recently with Qatar. Yet if Larry was deported to Iran and they cut his hands off so he couldn't reach his keyboard anymore, would anyone have an issue then?

That's Larry's modus tarderandi - Post some ****e, preferably an obviously hoax YouTube video that he thinks is real, say everyone's a racist, then log off for the day. Another great day's work done.

Who here has pureblood? When I saw this thread title I genuinely thought it was a reference to Native Fat Yankistanians, and I'm not even kidding. I thought I was gonna log on and see people showing pictures of their grandparents' teepees, blowing smoke signals, and saying their name was Big Chief Posting Shite or something. Instead it's about the vaccine.. because none of us have ever had a vaccine before, have we, not even TB? But now we're contaminated, with alien DNA from Russian-Chinese trans liberals.

I actually DID have the vaccine, I can't lie, but... I kind of forgot about it. I mean, who cares? There's another thread about this, with someone saying Eric Clapton said it was a bad idea. This is the same Eric Clapton who got high on smack in the 1970s and said that anyone not white should leave the country.

B.UTLER threads - I love B.UTLER as much as I love the next window-licking down syndrome kid, but it's beyond a joke now. Cccccccccuuuuuunnnnnnnttttttttt.

Why doesn’t Chicago get its act together? - It's interesting. A country where you're legally allowed to blow someone's head off if they step onto your drive without permission, and people wonder why places are violent. Though I see it's "the left" or something. That well-known liberal mindset of shooting people, of course.

I live in what is currently regarded as a fairly violent city in the UK right now. Much higher crime rates than surrounding areas. Do you know what the murder rate per 100,000 people is where I'm from?

1.2.

That's right. Something that would be considered an impossible dream in Fat Yankistan, simply because we generally don't tend to walk around thinking we're Wyatt Earp and having automatic weapons on us.

But anyway, I bet the mayor of Chicago's read ShoulderRoll's thread and thought "I didn't realise there was an issue until this daft cunt pointed it out - let's get onto it."

Not BAD, everyone. Well, yes... it IS bad. But LESS bad than usual. I'd say you've reached a high bar of moronic, worthless garbage tonight, which is a step up. Well done to all concerned.